On Friday, April 3, 2015, University of South Alabama police arrested Bay Minette resident Kalvin Andreas Snowden, 39, on charges of indecent exposure and attempting to elude police.
He was spotted masturbating inside Marx Library, school officials said.
Apparently the following activities are also frowned on the library:
- One man arm wrestling competitions
- Hand puppet auditions
- Safest sex
- Fisting the mister
- Jerkin’ the gherkin
Friends claimed that Snowden didn’t do anything and was just trying to “read a m-f-ing book.” (NSFW)