No cash for crappers in Daphne

A seven-man Daphne Utilities crew dug up sewer lines at three Park City homes Wednesday. Those homeowners were the few who — despite repeated attempts by the utilities service — had not arranged in the past two months to pay for years-overdue sewer fees.

“We didn’t want to do this, but we have to,” Danny Lyndall, operations manager for the utility provider, said as he watched a worker saw the blue-green sewer line in half.

“I’m a senior citizen and I’m exempted from paying a whole lot of stuff. I shouldn’t have to pay no sewer bill, because of my age.”

Daphne Utilities cuts sewer lines in Park City

So surviving to old age entitles you to free sewer service, apparently. Maybe he’s waiting on President Obama to start a cash for crappers program.